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Reading E-Books Without an E-Reader

Did you know you can read books published via Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (AKDP) without having a Kindle? Not a lot of people know it, but it’s super easy.

CLICK HERE for a full list, with links, of free Kindle reading apps. It features a huge variety of devices, including smartphones, other e-readers, laptops/PCs, tablets, and more.

Once you do that, you can read my published works for super cheap; my black humor anti-Monsanto political revenge thriller Orange Rain is just $2.99 (also available in paperback). Redwood Falls, an epic coming-of-age environmental thriller brimming with over 400 pages of thrilling literary fiction, is only $1.99. Finally, Kiss Me Like You Mean It–a poignant, funny, entertaining, and heartbreaking narrative nonfiction look at some of my experiences doing Hurricane Katrina relief work in New Orleans, featuring about a dozen photographs I took there–is a mere $0.99!

Happy reading!

Win a FREE Copy of My Novel Orange Rain!

I’m doing a Goodreads giveaway starting tonight, Friday, at midnight–enter to win one of 10 free signed, personalized copies by clicking Enter Giveaway below!

“The eco-warriors next door embark on a lightning round of vigilante justice. Orange Rain is what happens when the Monkey Wrench Gang goes Death Wish and moves from the scrubland to the streets. Literature that incites.”
Peter Young, former political prisoner & animal liberator

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Orange Rain by Jan Smitowicz

Orange Rain

by Jan Smitowicz

Giveaway ends October 19, 2015.

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New Author Website + $0.99 Kindle Book Sale

Hey, I finally got a decent-looking website up! Check it out 🙂

www.JanSmitowicz.com

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Also, the Kindle edition of my darkly funny anti-Monsanto political revenge thriller Orange Rain is temporarily on sale for just $0.99! It currently has *28* five-star reviews, check it out! You don’t even need a Kindle to read, you can download the Kindle app and read on your computer or smartphone 🙂

That authorial first-book glee.

That authorial first-book glee.

My Debut Novel Now Available in Paperback!

Click here to purchase in paperback or e-book via Amazon!

 

A legless veteran and his Vietnamese girlfriend embark on a cross-country journey through the dark heart of mid-1980s America to exact revenge on the loathsome Monsanto Corporation, whose Agent Orange decimated both their lives.

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From the illicit pharmaceutical underworld of San Francisco’s Tenderloin to the cocaine-dusted film set of amputee porn in booming Las Vegas; from the urban-industrial hideout of vegan militant black revolutionaries to a botched backyard lynching by Texas frat boys and the liberation of their chained, abused pit bull. . . Orange Rain hurtles from one stunning scene to the next, swaying between the hilarious and the hideous. Its humor is darker than the Marlboro Man’s coffee (and his lung cancer). A wildly twisted novel, but also one with undeniable heart and compassion. It is an ode to humans’ ability to endure in the face of horrific suffering. A celebration of feminine strength and spirit. You’ve likely never read anything quite like it.
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“The eco-warriors next door embark on a lightning round of vigilante justice. Orange Rain is what happens when the Monkey Wrench Gang goes Death Wish and moves from the scrubland to the streets. Literature that incites.” -Peter Young, former ALF prisoner, chief editor at Animal Liberation Frontline

Thanks to my wonderful, egalitarian, vegan-owned, Eco-conscious publisher Trebol Press for taking this on! www.TrebolPress.com

“Orange Rain is not a politically correct novel—which is why it is so appealing . . . [the main] character has a clear revenge mission he never wavers from. Revenge is exacted on more than one oppressor, including two different rapists . . . [It’s] the type of book that could never be published by a mainstream publisher, as they would be too afraid to touch the taboo subjects it contains. Jan Smitowicz’s first novel . . . is fast-moving, fun to read, and isn’t the same old tired thing we see coming from traditional publishers.” -Kimberly Steele, author of Forever Fifteen and other novels

“A compelling, fast-paced adventure through some of society’s most intriguing subcultures . . . filled with incisive political commentary. This timely and important novel is a must read for anyone concerned about the state of the planet, or simply looking for a good read.” -Camille Marino, former political prisoner, founder of Negotiation is Over and Eleventh Hour for Animals

“An exciting new author with a new voice to bring to the world of fiction. The literary world is in desperate need of more writers like him.” Veronica Rosas, playwright

The Sorry State of Modern “Literature”

This graphic speaks volumes, and loudly.

Tired of wading through fetid piles of genre garbage? Of reading the same cookie-cutter books over and over, with little changed but character names and small details? If so, I’m the writer for you! Sign up for my monthly e-newsletter (click the blue button on the right of this page), and check out my wild, daring novel Orange Rain, for starters.

The Venn of Koontz

Ours is the generation that needs to overcome this nonsense–to start taking risks again, to write books that are distinct and memorable, ones that reach for something truly great; if we missed, at least we failed in a noble pursuit. I’m talking about altering the entire motherfucking literary landscape here! The baby-boomers had their chance, and most of them failed woefully (see above). Now it’s time for US to go down in history as the generation that reinvigorated the stagnant cesspool that the world of published books has become. Will you join me? Take my hand, I’ll lead the way…

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